Equal opportunity hurricanes;
Category 1- Hurricane McKinney (for it's hit and miss qualities)
Category 2- Hurricane Jefferson (for blowing money into very cold places)
Category 3- Hurricane Lee (for wreaking havoc everywhere from the USA to Venezuela)
Category 4- Hurricane Belafonte (for sucking bucks from America for years and then stabbing in the back the                             country that made it possible for him to become rich)
Category 5-  Ansaar El Muhammad (for using a false "front" to hide the real storm)